A Picture Of Jeff Bezos

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos might be jacked and powerful now, but his photo shoot panache has really taken a nosedive.

In the early years of Amazon (the mid-to-late '90s, when all style was perfect), Bezos seemed to have a penchant for corny, delightful photo opps. Jeff Bezos with a Pikachu and a drill, Jeff Bezos beside an insanely tall stack of books: these were the looks the CEO of Amazon.com favored.

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Now, Jeff Bezos is boring. In the most recent photos of him on Getty, he's either sitting near Donald Trump or wearing a gray vest, both of which are bad situations to be in! We bet he doesn't even mention Pikachu anymore.

What happened, Jeff Bezos? Where has your style gone? And if you're going to mercilessly crush small businesses at every turn, can photos of you at least look like this again? Ct time to gmt.

Jeff Bezos appears to be compiling a massive Beverly Hills compound. Back in February, the Amazon CEO purchased the Warner estate, a piece of Hollywood history belonging to billionaire David Geffen. Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos might be jacked and powerful now, but his photo shoot panache has really taken a nosedive. In the early years of Amazon (the mid-to-late '90s, when all style was perfect. A brief google image search of Jeff Bezos images shows that the condition goes back to age 5. It is entirely possible it was present before that, but the few baby pictures under age five have head tilts or shadowing that makes conclusive interpretation impossible. Jeff Bezos is not here for David Pecker and the National Enquirer trying to shame him over sexy selfies. While many powerful people might do whatever it takes to keep nude photos of themselves out.

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